Little chop of horrors

"I wish to do botanical piece entitled "Little chop of horrors". Its a surgical number set in a dark room. With the aid of my trusty buxom assistant and dissection skills (honed to cleaver sharpness through my years of botanical dissection), I shall be distributing entrails from severed cadavers. Naturally, ones heightened senses may pick up a waft of garlic or a tang of tomato sauce, but rest assured these are Mercedes-genuine body parts. Cue the sound of tuneless violins." - Dr. Dave "Mad Scientist" Gwynne-Evans